In case you were even considering going to see Sandra Bullock’s new film “All About Steve” this holiday weekend, Medium Crazy did us all a favor by pulling together some of the horrid reviews this film has already received. I can tell by the trailer, and the ridiculously awful hairdo Sandra is sporting in said trailer (bad shag), that this movie looks absolutely horrible- and I don’t mean so bad it’s good “Showgirls” horrible. Even on Conan last night Sandra was not so eager to promote the film. She knows its a stinker. On the bright side the reviews are rather creative. Maybe the producers of “Steve” should have hired these guys to work on the script…

My faves:

“It is to comedy what leprosy once was to the island of Molokai: a plague best contemplated from many miles away.” (Boston Globe)

“If you ever wanted to know what kind of movie plays deaf children falling into a sinkhole for laughs, look no further.” (LA Times)